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HC Derksen: Music

If Jesus Had Voicemail

(HC Derksen)
Hello, You have reached Trinity voice mail / We’re tied up with other calls right now / Please leave your message with the Holy Spirit / He will direct your call appropriately / One of us will get back to you soon. / Have a heavenly day.”/ I dialed up heaven one night by my bed / I dialed “H” for Holy Spirit and here’s what I said / I’ve got a serious problem with one of my boys / He’s got his hand in the world , and wants too many toys / His Godly wife and kids are spending time all alone / While he’s out playing and he wants to roam / Help me Jesus, don’t know what to do!/ Then there’s my wife whom I dearly love / She’s got a problem with her credit cards / She sees an offer on QVC / And next thing I know it’s being billed to me / Help me Jesus, don’t know what to do / This leavin’ a message on the Heavenly phone / Is not what I expected when I came back home / Wonder if the Lord’s gonna get back today / Got somethin’ else that I want to say…./ Now Lord you know, I’v got a problem with words / I don’t hold back, I cause people some hurt / I’d really like a change of personality / Would you help me Lord, would you do that for me / Help me Jesus, don’t know what to do……/ Woke up in a panic, jumped out of my bed / Had all this conversation rolling ‘round in my head / Looked down at my clock…..it said 7 am / Then realized..…/ Woke up in a panic jumped out of my bed / Had all this conversation rolling ‘round in my head / Looked down at my clock…..it said 7 am / Then realized.....I was only dreaming.…/ Jesus don’t have voice mail! You can talk to Him right now / Jesus don’t have voice mail! He’s always there for you / Jesus don’t have voice mail!